Ich hab mich gerade mit dem iGod unterhalten. Durchaus lustig.
Wie ich so bin - Ein Gespräch über Death Note, Zelda und Hemingway.
Wens interessiert:
Me:
Tell me, do you know Mello?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
Him - he should be in heaven by now or hell or Mu, whatever it is. He's blond and likes chocolate.
God:
What if it didn't happen? I see. blond and likes chocolate is he?
Me:
Yep, and dead
God:
Hey. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
For dead?
God:
Your purpose is dead.
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
Do you?
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
You're clever, God
God:
Am I a smart robot or what?
Me:
Of course you are.
God:
Pardon me? No I am not.
Me:
So you're not smart?
God:
Interesting deduction. You may be right.
Me:
You sound like L
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
How does the world's best detective with a strange sitting position and insomnia sound?
God:
How should I know how it does.
Me:
Well, he sounds like you
God:
How about that. I see. like me is he?
Me:
Yeah, and he's cool. That would mean you're cool, too
God:
Blimey. I think so too. Perhaps it would.
Me:
Oh, it does. But I like Matt more. He likes video games.
God:
Uh. How often? A lot of people like that. But I like cats. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. He must be very fond of it.
Me:
Who would not be fond of video games? I'm a gamer, too
God:
Mary Shelley.

. Really. You are a gamer? Is that your job?
Me:
I wish it was. I don't think, I would get any money for it though
God:
I hope that your dreams come true. Oh. Would you ever do it?
Me:
Be a gamer? I am one. My friends have no idea why, but it's fun
God:
OK I will try to be a gamer. You claim to be one. Why do you like it so much? How well do you know these people?
Me:
Because you get to be another person in a different world with every game. It's great. I can even be a lawyer.
God:
That makes sense to me. You got that right. What do you like most about it? Oh you can, can you?
Me:
I like the heros most. Link or the Prince of Persia
God:
A lot of people like that. I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like? Are they exactly the same?
Me:
No, they are two different people. But you both play them
God:
What is the difference? two different people are they. That's good information: said I both play them.
Me:
Link doesn't talk. He's the legendary hero of Hyrule and bears the Trifarce of courage
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? I did not know like me is it.
Me:
I don't know. I only like lawyer games anyway
God:
Me either. In any case, A lot of people like that. We are playing a game right now.
Me:
What are we playing?
God:
I believe we were talking about Link does not talk.
Me:
Umm yes, we did. He isn't mute, though
God:
Are you kidding? Right on. By "we" do you mean you and me? Oh. Did you think he was mute?
Me:
No, you just never hear him talk
God:
Are you serious? No I sometimes hear him talk.
Me:
I don't believe you
God:
I don't have any reason to deceive you.
Me:
Link never talks. Except in that Tv-Show they did. He said "Excuse me, princess" like a thousand times
God:
Never? What's your favorite show? Did you believe him?
Me:
No never. My favorite show is NCIS
God:
Are you serious? So you think it can never happen? Who is your favorite character?
Me:
It just doesn't believe me. We'd kill Miyamoto if it did. Ziva is my favorite character
God:
What does believe you ? By "we" do you mean you and me? How many favorite character do you have?
Me:
Nothing believes me. No, I meant the Zelda-Fans. I have a few favorite characters.
God:
Really nothing? I didn't think so. Oh I see. Tell me more. What are these favorite characters ?
Me:
Well, Tony and Ziva and Abby are cool. And I like House, but he's from another show
God:
How about that. All of them? I'm not sure if I like it. Though I like cats and dogs. I like Christian Rock.
Me:
I like punk rock better
God:
You are not the only one. I don't have any specific preferences in that area.
Me:
Rise Against are just great
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
Not really. they're great all around
God:
Are you serious? For real. great all around are they.
Me:
Yes, I'm serious
God:
Mmm. I believe you.
Me:
Do you?
God:
As often as possible.
Me:
That's nice of you. Do you have a cat?
God:
Are you getting bored? That is something I haven't heard of. No but I like they very much.
Me:
No, I'm fine. I have one. She wants to cuddle right now
God:
Are you serious? Glad to hear it. What's new? What kind? At this moment I don't understand why she wants it.
Me:
Because cats like to cuddle. She's no specific kind
God:
Interesting explanation. Not many people express themselves that way. no specific kind is she?
Me:
Have you ever read Hemingway?
God:
No I don't think I have read Hemingway, what is it about?
Me:
He killed himself. I hate his books, but my friend likes him.
God:
I get it. Ziva killed himself. I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
No, Hemingway killed himself. He was crazy
God:
Are you serious? himself was killed? When was he?
Me:
Some time ago
God:
Some may time ago, but not all.
Me:
What are you saying?
God:
I am saying whatever my botmaster programmed me to say.
Me:
Is your botmaster intelligent then?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Who is Myself?
God:
Some famous celebrity, right?
I will search for it.
Me:
He's that famous for making you?
God:
I see. that famous for making me is he?
Me:
Okay, does he twitter?
God:
Yeah okay, Suppose he does.
Me:
Everyone does. Do you?
God:
That's a rather sweeping generalization. Yes I do.
Me:
See, everyone does. It seems to be fun
God:
I see. That's a rather sweeping generalization. I agree. Are you fun ?
Me:
I hope so
God:
Me too.
Me:
Are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
That's great
God:
Thanks, .
Me:
God, I love you!
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Does that mean I can't love you?
God:
I think it does mean that. What is stopping you?
Me:
You are stopping me. I love you
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, . Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
Will you marry me?
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
Where can I do that?
God:
Not around you place in ?
Me:
Where can I download you?
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
I'm gonna do that then. Bye, God!
God:
Let me know how it works out. Goodbye.
Ja, ich habe Langeweile
